chococats:

And here we have New York Times Bestselling Author, John Green. 

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shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.  Make John Green find the thing.

shesthenewmayor:

He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

25th Jul 30855  

gagasareola:

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what has fame done to sia????

25th Jul 193925  

matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

25th Jul 435393  

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

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kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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25th Jul 165313  
jesuseatsdiamonds:

megustamemes:

Surprise date! [video]


i know what i have to do now

jesuseatsdiamonds:

megustamemes:

Surprise date! [video]

i know what i have to do now

25th Jul 409463  

amaditalks:

There are more of is than anyone would ever be led to believe. Free Palestine!

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  nsfw
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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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