24th Aug 26691  

aduhm:

you dont know someone until you know their 1D order

24th Aug 17639  

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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22nd Aug 231790  

huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

22nd Aug 335884  
Anonymous asked:
what do u think about nicki skinny shaming in anaconda?

prayistrash:

I think skinny ppl can turn off her song and open literally any magazine, watch any other video or movie and tv show and see their body types idealized and praised

22nd Aug 41132  

zjvmalik:

how i feel when better than words comes on

22nd Aug 262431  
  weirdsAMESAME

jaesama:

people who ‘kill’ Zayn in their Fuck, Marry, Kill.
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22nd Aug 2209  
  prince

freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

21st Aug 378695  
  OMG SMOOTH AF

tomlintrash:

"harry’s sugar daddies" P LEA SE he could literally buy each of those men six times over and still have the cash to get another car

21st Aug 468  
  cutie
19th Aug 16424  

padalecki-party:

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

19th Aug 214854  
  slurs tw

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

19th Aug 283959  
niqabisinparis:

Citizens of Ferguson thanking Palestinians for tips on protests and tear gas remedies. 

niqabisinparis:

Citizens of Ferguson thanking Palestinians for tips on protests and tear gas remedies. 

19th Aug 5562  
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