4 days ago with 561 notes — via sucker4lyf, © lustforharries



mistuhsunny:

mistuhsunny:

i spend 3/4 of my time calling my boyfriend gay

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greetings, friend, i am an adult male in a homosexual relationship.

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4 days ago with 239,727 notes — via actinglikeicare, © mistuhsunny



yoncevevo:

"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"

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4 days ago with 140,081 notes — via sucker4lyf, © yoncevevo



asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

4 days ago with 219,043 notes — via seedy, © rncpriceley



letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

letsbangniall:

single greatest tweet

4 days ago with 129,260 notes — via pizza



4 days ago with 76,163 notes — via surprisebitch, © bluebug85



totally-stab-caesar:

floozys:

don’t trust men who congratulated that guy who punched snooki in the face for no fucking reason, don’t trust men who believe women they find unattractive and “slutty” deserve physical violence 

Don’t trust anyone who thinks it’s funny she got hit, or that she “deserved” it.

4 days ago with 5,196 notes — via misandry-mermaid, © floozys



4 days ago with 51,554 notes — via pizza, © duukki



kingoftheashes:

everyone’s always talking about the baseball dugout scene but i’ve never seen anyone mention this stupid shit so i’m just gonna leave this here

4 days ago with 1,327 notes — via osointricate, © kingoftheashes



barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

4 days ago with 718,257 notes — via surprisebitch, © gifak-net



danisnotonsnow:

my resolution for 2014 is literally not to fuck up my life more than it already is

4 days ago with 76,567 notes — via pizza, © luciferred



lawhley:

timelord-badboy:

lawhley:

lawhley:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

4 days ago with 130,523 notes — via eatsleepcrap, © lawhley



mike-total-destroy:

Hell, there’s even some Ukraine in the fucking US.

4 days ago with 20,310 notes — via st4rsandc4ts, © sandandglass



4 days ago with 5,227 notes — via amandaonwriting, © thisisnthappiness.com



blogust:

i’m not changing my password. if my blog gets taken it gets taken and i can finally be free of this hell

4 days ago with 65,680 notes — via foxnessmonster, © blogust