i spend 3/4 of my time calling my boyfriend gay
greetings, friend, i am an adult male in a homosexual relationship.
"hey do you think you could follow me ba-"
the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
don’t trust men who congratulated that guy who punched snooki in the face for no fucking reason, don’t trust men who believe women they find unattractive and “slutty” deserve physical violence
Don’t trust anyone who thinks it’s funny she got hit, or that she “deserved” it.
everyone’s always talking about the baseball dugout scene but i’ve never seen anyone mention this stupid shit so i’m just gonna leave this here
SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD
my resolution for 2014 is literally not to fuck up my life more than it already is
My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen
Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity
It looks like your mom’s gone
Did you just-
Hell, there’s even some Ukraine in the fucking US.
i’m not changing my password. if my blog gets taken it gets taken and i can finally be free of this hell