He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
The street finds its own uses.
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
Surprise date! [video]
i know what i have to do now
There are more of is than anyone would ever be led to believe. Free Palestine!